Bias:
*pulls me on stage*
Bias:
What's your name?
Me:
My wife.
Bias:
Everyone! I would like you to meet My wife!
Me:
Bias:
His members:
Audience:
Cameraman:
His Manager:
Lee Sooman:
JYP:
Chris Evans:
One Direction:
Narnia:
Obama:
Jackie Chan:
My Parents:
*facepalm*
My best friend:
/to the person next to her/ I told her to say that.